i just found out that siri will read emojis
in related news, this is the best day of my life
THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE EVER FUCKING HEARD.
THIS JUST CHEERED ME UP 100%.
smiling pile…of poo?
smiling pile…of poo!
smiling…pile of poo.
has this been done yet
when someones sick and coughs in class
The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force.
If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.
And just how did they think this was going to play out/
my thoughts EXACTLY
They played themselves. I can’t stop laughing!
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
OH GOD WHY
'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'
Bad with names